Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Today we're celebrating Kang-Xing Jin's 10 year anniversary at Facebook! I met KX on our first day of class at Harvard. I had been up coding the night before,

Today we're celebrating Kang-Xing Jin's 10 year anniversary at Facebook!

I met KX on our first day of class at Harvard. I had been up coding the night before, and in my exhaustion I walked into class with my shirt on inside out and backwards. KX was the only person who didn't think it was weird. He later told me he didn't even notice.

KX and I ended up working on computer science and math problem sets together, and we'd go out to pizza almost every night at this place called Pinocchio's -- we called it Noch's -- in Harvard Square. We used to talk about the future and how we thought technology was going to change things. I remember very clearly the night I launched the first version of Facebook, talking with KX and a couple of other friends about how one day someone was going to build a community to connect the whole world. We never thought it might be us.

KX likes to remind me that he actually graduated from college before coming out to California. Still, over the years he's worked on almost everything we've built. He was on the team that built the first version of News Feed. He helped run our business and advertising services. Now he's in charge of a big part of the Facebook app and continues to play a huge role in shaping what Facebook is today.

KX, thank you for helping me get me through those two years of college and -- more importantly -- for helping connect so many people. You've been an amazing friend and partner every step of the way.

Monday, 22 August 2016

As adey watch this Olympics see how Africans dey struggle, then I see say this oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start

As adey watch this Olympics see how Africans dey struggle, then I see say this oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start.

They intentionally compile all their hobbies and arranged them as Olympic sport. As in, what am I seeing? Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing, Rowing, Gymnastics etc.

Then they invite us knowing that as Africans, our sense no go beyond football and 100 meters.

So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals while we are battling for 1 silver and 3 bronze.

We should organise a protest oooo. We must boycott this Olympic 419 games until they add more afrocentric sports like...

- eating competition
- ludo
- fashion and make up
- 4 poles
- kite
- okada race
-ampe
-Antelope & Rat hunting
- cursing (duabo)
- beating traffic
-draft playing
-Ajaana One
-Catapult throwing
-Toli ooo Toli
-Proverbs

Friday, 19 August 2016

Miracle for mahama The hen and the chicken suddenly rested in front of the President

The Acting Omanhene of Discove himself stood up and gazed the miracle in amazement.The hen and the chicken suddenly rested in front of the President but shockingly stayed off the red carpet.The Chief before his main address asked that a special libation be poured and the talking drum beaten to thank Almighty God and their ancestors for the blessing.The Chiefs mother who spoke to journalists around after the incident said,the same miracle happened when Nkrumah visited that land and since then,nothing of this kind has happened on the land.The folks in the town couldn't believe what happened and their amazement reached the crescendo when 10 minutes rain showers dropped.

Thursday, 18 August 2016

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

BEFORE_SEX

BEFORE_SEX
Boy : Baby Are You Ready ?
Girl : Yes Am Ready Love We Have Been Waiting For This For 4 Years Now.
Boy : Yes We Have Love.
Girl : Promise Me You Won't leave Me After Taking My Virginity.
Boy : I Promise My Love.
Girl : Okay Love So We Going To Use A Condom ?https://www.twenty20.com/invite/numohmashudnm
Boy : Love i Trust You And You Trust Me Don't See A Reason For Us To Use A Condom.
Girl : Yes Love I Trust You.
Boy : Are You Sure You Ready Love
Girl : Yes Am Ready Boo.
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(*10 Mins later, After Sex*) .
Boy : Wow That Was Great Love.
Girl : Yes Love It Was Great But Am In Pain Now.
Boy : Sorry Love you Have To Be In Pain Cause It Was Your First Time.
Girl : Okay Love Hope Second Time It Won't be Painful.
Boy : Nah Love Second Time It Won't Be Painful.
Girl : Okay.
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(*Few Days Later*) .
Girl : Babe Am Pregnant.
Boy : You What ?
Girl : ( Crying )Am Pregnant.
(The Boy Didn't Say Anything For 5 Minutes Then He Got Up And Went To His Room And Got Back.
.
After 15 Minutes)
Boy : ( On His Knees ) I Have Been Waiting For This Day For 3 Years So Will You Make Me The Happiest Man In The World Will You Please Marry Me ?
Girl : (Crying) Yes I Will Marry You
Boy : Wow Thank You Love I love You So Much.
Girl : I Love You Too My Future Husband. .
(9 Months later The girl gave Birth To Two Beautiful Baby Girls.) .
*A Year later they got married* ...
ALL OF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BREAK HER HEART !! !! .
*NOT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME! .
LADIES DO YOU GET THAT???? .
MEN DO YOU AGREE????

Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Here comes the bootylicious bride! Kevin Hart's new wife Eniko Parrish wears high-cut swimsuit on St Barts honeymoon

Kevin Hart and his new bride Eniko Parrish are living it up as honeymooners in paradise.

The actor, 37, puffed on a cigar during a romantic walk with Eniko on a beach in St. Bart's on Monday.

All eyes were on Eniko as she showed off her extraordinary figure in a skimpy black bathing suit with an exposed back as she enjoyed a cool drink.

Sunday, 14 August 2016

HEALTHY JUICES

HEALTHY JUICES

* Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

* Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.

* Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

* Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

* Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

* Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

* Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

* Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.

* Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

* Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

* Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

* Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamins & Nutrients