#DRUNK
#EPISODE_3 (MUM'S CHOICE)
Two weeks passed and everything seemed alright. The goods from China had arrived and John was making enough sales as expected. He had also gotten over Amanda's issue, still hoping for his dream virgin to
John's mum called him one night to find out how his son had reached with his marriage.
"You are my first son, supposed to have given me about three grandchildren. Just look at Kwamena, Maame Esi's son, he is just a welder but has three children. Just last week, they came to visit her. Imagine how nice it will be if you are to also come with your children to visit me." John's mum said.
"Mum, i have told you to give me time. I dont wanna marry anybody just like that. Be patient"
"No more patience. Well in short, I know you find it hard to propose marriage to ladies in the city so I have specially gone to arrange everything for you. Maame Agyeiwaa, the woman who owns the big supermarket here has a very beautiful daughter. I have spoken with her to marry you and she has accepted. With this girl, she has a nice shape to follow you everywhere you go, even business meetings. She also has huge breasts to feed my grandchildren with. One interesting thing is that, she has never done it before, hope you know what I mean."
"What do you mean? I don't know."
"I mean she is a clean virgin, she has never even seen a man's underwear before. So don't worry about abortion issues like the girls in the city do lately."
"Mum, but I never told you I can't find my own wo..."
"If you can find one yourself, you would have done it long before my husband died. She is even here helping me with house chores. How helpful can a lady be to her in-law. Do you want to say "hello" to her?"
"Mum, I'm busy now. Can we talk about this later?"
"Don't worry, my son. We will be there first thing in the morning, tomorrow. I don't want people to say you are impotent because I know how you used to bring girls into my house very night when you were..."
"Mum it's okay. I'll call you later. Bye."
After the call, John called Dickson to tell him how ridiculous his mother was being. At the age of 32, in this era, some mothers still found it necessary to marry for their sons. They laughed about it for sometime. But, hey, she was a virgin, right? That was all that mattered. Coming from a less developed area like his hometown, she would know less about men and cheating, talk of abortion, just as his mother had said. The two saw that as an advantage for John. After they were done with the call, John called his mother to bring whoever she had spoken of. He knew mummy's choice was great.
Early the following morning, John had dressed, ready for work when the doorbell rung. Guess who! His mum and a neatly dressed lady beaming with a beautiful smile. Indeed, mother knew what his son wanted for real. John asked them in and carried the bag his would-be wife had brought.
It was no longer joke. Mum had brought him a wife, a virgin as he had always wished for.
The story continues....
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